No more embarrassing fumbling about - the one-stop bra removal tutorial is here:
Remember: Love Is All !
To defeat this enemy you must first do some intelligence gathering and prepare.
Make sure your hands are warm, cold hands are not sexy. Put your hand under her top. If she is uncomfortable with this, then find a way to warm your hand and try again. If you still receive a rebuff then stop, absorb what you’ve learned and withdraw, ready to fight another day.
First action is to see if the bra fastens at the back. Move your hand across her back, and locate her bra strap. Now feel for an 3-5 cm long section of thicker fabric in the centre of the bra strap, or perhaps a tiny gap where the fastenings meet.
Don’t think, feel…. Bingo! It’s a back fastener. Easy! Now you know what you are dealing with.
It isn’t a back fastener? We are probably dealing with a front fastener. These unclip between the cups at the front of the bra. Harder to access without causing offence but all the more satisfying when successfully unclasped.
If you can’t find the fastening at front or back, consider the rare possibility that she is wearing an aerobic bra, or that she isn’t wearing a bra at all. All right! Problem solved, no bra - just slide in there with your comforting stroking technique.
But let’s move on to the Pinch and Release:
This will take practice, so it’s a good idea to practice on a close friend before the date.
Whether back or front fastening, most bras clip and unclip with tiny hooks. Borrow a bra from a platonic friend, strap it onto your best friend and practice, practice, practice.
The one handed release technique is the same for both front and back fastenings. You need to gently clench the material around both sides of the fastening, and then squeeze them together so that the hooks release.
Congratulations - you can now try to unhook a bra on a real woman!
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